Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Peacock

Here's another Dad joke sent to me by a mate of mine - don't read if you're offended by political incorrectness :)

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 84).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.


I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.


The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue.


My dad kept staring at him.


The teenager would look and find him staring every time.


When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:

'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'


Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.


And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:

   
'
Got stoned once and fucked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

3 comments:

Dental tourism - Dr. Milarosa Chua-Samson said...

Fuck a peacock? hahaha that is the wildest thing I've ever heard your dad is such a cool father. Thanks.

Adoption of Jane said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Jess said...

Bahahaha! LOVE it..! Please tell me this is a true story. Cant wait to share this one with my hubby :)