That's a real warning! This may offend some people and I won't be responsible for any effrontery from what I am about to write :)
We have one particular team who enters one of our basketball competitions every season with a new name and we look forward each year to what magical use of the language they will come up with.
This season their team name is "The Notorious V.A.G." If that doesn't mean anything to you then let me put it into the context of some of the other names they have come up with over the years -
Now if you've gotten this far you may either be smiling or appalled. If it's the latter don't say I didn't warn you.